I think the thing that is giving me the most difficulty right now is wrapping my head around the fact that someone finds me attractive enough to want to be with me and is willing to wait for me to get my shit together to make the first moves.
Is there a mod where the only thing that comes out of Ellis’ mouth is the noise he makes when he shoots up adrenaline?
So I bought a sample of OCC Lip Tar and it finally came in today
Its a really bright pink, but I don’t think it looks all that bad.
I usually don’t wear lip stick, but I bought it because of the name:
getting sick of seeing all that anita sarkeesian bullshit on my dash
Okay so I’ve had my official first day of work…
i woke up to a ton of people reblogging my shark puppy gif
I got really excited though when I saw these;
Because that is awesome packaging right there.
I’d probably never wear those colors though, so…
Okay so I was shopping online yesterday since I knew we were heading out to the mall that is a bit of a treck to get to today.
I wasn’t expecting to find this palette in the store but…
Shimmering Metallics Palette, from Sephora and Pantone Universe.
I got it because, well, design/art nerd and the price was right (and I don’t have some of these tones either!).
$48 palette for $27.
I was pretty excited.
Tonight is text blogging night apparently.
Can’t keep my fingers still.
“Don’t get a tattoo” they said
“It’ll look like crap when you’re older” they said
Tattoos do fade and stretch with age, and yes, some poorly done ones may look like crap - do not let yourself think that the tattoo you got in your 20s is going to look the same when you’re 80 (hell, it may even change by the time you’re 30).
These people might have gotten their tattoos touched up within the past couple years OR these bad ass old people decided “to hell with the system!” and got themselves decorated.
this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days
he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine
I got one of these in 6th grade because we were in a city school and they were trying to scare us out of having children or something.
I was kind of excited because, hey, it’s a baby doll that actually has needs. The way to take care of it was when it cried, you stuck a key into its back to feed it.
It was all fine and dandy until the damn thing decided to wake me up at 3 in the morning bawling. So I groggily pulled it out of its carrier, grabbed the key and stuck it into its back.
For some reason the stupid thing wouldn’t shut up, and it had to be a good five minutes when my mom came in to yell at me to shut it up.
My tired brain didn’t realize that, oops, the baby was face down in my pillow when I was trying to feed it.
Worst design ever.
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Why would you do this.